Freeman's Mind： Episode 39-CL1udEM3RKw.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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RRRRRAAAARRRRGH!

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[incoherent raging]

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Wait!

#500:00:21.986→00:00:23.921

I have satchel charges!

#600:00:23.921→00:00:25.923

I can bring this whole building down.

#700:00:25.923→00:00:28.192

Just need to find the right place.

#800:00:28.192→00:00:29.560

I need to get higher up,

#900:00:29.560→00:00:33.197

then I can find some sort of support beam to really collapse this place.

#1000:00:33.197→00:00:35.566

I forgot I was even holding these things.

#1100:00:35.566→00:00:39.504

Yeah, now I'm feeling a lot better about how I'm getting out of here.

#1200:00:39.504→00:00:42.306

It's no longer an "if" situation.

#1300:00:42.306→00:00:45.576

Honestly, this amount of ordnance is a real comfort factor.

#1400:00:45.576→00:00:48.479

It's like having a square explosive teddy bear.

#1500:00:48.479→00:00:51.416

I need a marker so I can put a little smiley face on it.

#1600:00:51.416→00:00:52.417

Give it a name.

#1700:00:52.417→00:00:55.486

Now, the most obvious ones are "Boomer" or "Boo-boo".

#1800:00:55.486→00:00:59.490

But if I named it something like "Chuck", that has some nice subtleties to it.

#1900:00:59.490→00:01:02.060

Hm, I'm not seeing any obvious spots here.

#2000:01:02.060→00:01:03.861

It would be better if I could place the charges

#2100:01:03.861→00:01:06.230

closer to where I could see daylight at least.

#2200:01:06.230→00:01:09.767

Actually, I could get passed this conveyor.

#2300:01:09.767→00:01:12.670

I'll try that first, then I'll blow up the building.

#2400:01:13.905→00:01:15.673

Hah. Guard rails.

#2500:01:15.673→00:01:17.075

Yeah, safety first!

#2600:01:17.975→00:01:18.609

...'kay...

#2700:01:19.510→00:01:21.079

This isn't so bad...

#2800:01:22.080→00:01:24.182

Whoa, whoa, whoa! "Radioactive"?!

#2900:01:24.182→00:01:26.084

Are we saying crushing, drowning,

#3000:01:26.084→00:01:29.821

burning, exploding isn't thorough enough for this place?

#3100:01:29.821→00:01:34.992

Eh, screw it. I have a Geiger counter in my suit because I am trendy.

#3200:01:34.992→00:01:36.894

I'm a fashion pioneer.

#3300:01:36.894→00:01:40.565

So, I'll decide for myself if this place is radioactive or not.

#3400:01:40.565→00:01:43.267

For all I know, they could be talking about the sun.

#3500:01:43.267→00:01:45.103

It can be seen from a window.

#3600:01:45.103→00:01:46.104

"Warning!"

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DROP-OFF!

#3800:01:47.638→00:01:48.072

Ugh!

#3900:01:48.539→00:01:51.476

Are you kidding? This is even worse than I expected!

#4000:01:51.476→00:01:54.011

This is something out of cartoon!

#4100:01:54.011→00:01:55.713

Oh my God!

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Those jaws killed space bug like an Earth bug!

#4300:01:58.850→00:01:59.917

Oh, wow!

#4400:01:59.917→00:02:01.385

My lucky day!

#4500:02:01.385→00:02:03.121

This is a dream come true!

#4600:02:03.121→00:02:06.023

I was a kid and I went to see Santa Claus,

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I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight

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with these tiny fucking monsters jumping at my face.

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And I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher

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that could kill me in one quick motion

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AND THE SIDES TO BE SLANTED, SO IF I SLIPPED, I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE!

#5200:02:18.102→00:02:19.504

AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL!

#5300:02:19.504→00:02:21.873

WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR?!

#5400:02:21.873→00:02:24.876

Christ, I hate having to make decisions under pressure like this.

#5500:02:24.876→00:02:26.978

Of course, there's only one option, so...

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Oh-ho... Jell-O knees...

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I feel sore...

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I think I'll take a dip in this thoughtfully provided bath of...

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green glowing liquid that's...

#6000:02:41.125→00:02:43.895

Oh, wait, this is a trap.

#6100:02:43.895→00:02:46.430

I'm not falling for that.

#6200:02:46.430→00:02:48.332

This isn't even a spa.

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What the fuck?

#6400:02:49.600→00:02:51.602

It's like they're not even trying.

#6500:02:51.602→00:02:53.070

Oh, yeah, "Radiation".

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Woo-oo-oo...

#6700:02:54.438→00:02:58.876

Well, my Geiger counter still hasn't gone off, so, you're a liar, Mr. Sign.

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You'll fit right in this place.

#6900:03:00.545→00:03:03.881

What is it with this intense red lighting and cramped corridors?

#7000:03:03.881→00:03:05.349

I feel like I'm on a sub.

#7100:03:05.349→00:03:07.552

This designer must've been Navy.

#7200:03:07.552→00:03:09.554

Oh, damn. A grate over top.

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Is this necessary?

#7400:03:10.988→00:03:11.789

If there's someone up there,

#7500:03:11.789→00:03:15.092

I'm going to pop up and say I'm a troll and want some goat meat.

#7600:03:15.092→00:03:18.262

Oh, God, they locked this, too?

#7700:03:18.262→00:03:21.098

All right, well, I don't have much else to work on.

#7800:03:21.098→00:03:21.933

Oh, that opened right up.

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[houndeyes charging up] Oh, that opened right up.

#8000:03:23.901→00:03:25.369

[houndeyes charging up] Okay, I'm your dance instructor--

#8100:03:25.369→00:03:26.771

NO, YOU'RE STARTING TOO EARLY!

#8200:03:26.771→00:03:27.572

STOP THAT!

#8300:03:27.572→00:03:28.773

I SAID STOP THAT!

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1-2-3 LEFT!

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1-2-3 LEFT!

#8600:03:31.475→00:03:33.744

NO, NO, YOUR RHYTHM'S ALL WRONG!

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Rrrgh!

#8800:03:34.679→00:03:37.114

I give up; I can't teach this class.

#8900:03:37.114→00:03:39.684

Some people just don't want to learn, y'know?

#9000:03:40.284→00:03:42.320

Oh, hey, there's a box of ammo.

#9100:03:42.320→00:03:44.422

Hell, these will fit the revolver.

#9200:03:44.422→00:03:47.058

I guess being a teacher does have its perks.

#9300:03:47.058→00:03:49.327

Oh, nice, it comes with a speed-loader.

#9400:03:49.327→00:03:51.863

Though, I guess if you need a speed-loader,

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you shouldn't be using a revolver in the first place.

#9600:03:54.599→00:03:56.601

But, here I am.

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In some sort of dog kennel...I guess.

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Except I'm on the wrong side of it.

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I'm getting out--no, maybe not.

#10000:04:05.610→00:04:09.981

It's the amps that kill you, but do I really want the volts either?

#10100:04:09.981→00:04:13.517

Well, the people who built this kennel didn't count on one thing:

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I'm not a dog!

#10300:04:15.987→00:04:19.991

Actually, if the fence wasn't electrified, I think a dog could get out of here.

#10400:04:19.991→00:04:24.161

But, I'm part of the Opposable Thumbs Club, so I think I'll play it safe.

#10500:04:24.161→00:04:25.363

Oh, yeah, this'll hold me.

#10600:04:27.632→00:04:31.469

Now, the trick here is to NOT do a belly-flop onto the fence.

#10700:04:31.469→00:04:33.471

That would be worst possible outcome.

#10800:04:34.272→00:04:35.273

Oof!

#10900:04:35.273→00:04:36.707

Oh, boy.

#11000:04:36.707→00:04:40.077

Nothing like the loving embrace of poured concrete.

#11100:04:40.077→00:04:42.813

Y'know, I'm almost disappointed I DON'T see anyone following me

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because I'd like to see them go through everything I have.

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Or, maybe somebody was following me

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but they're dead now because they tried to keep up.

#11500:04:49.921→00:04:52.023

That would be kind of flattering in a way.

#11600:04:52.023→00:04:53.090

I'm just that good.

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[thumping sound] What?

#11800:04:54.292→00:04:57.128

WHOA! How did something THAT big sneak up on me?

#11900:04:57.828→00:04:58.663

Yeah.

#12000:04:58.663→00:05:00.665

Yeah, that got you to calm down.

#12100:05:00.665→00:05:02.934

I can see you know what this is.

#12200:05:02.934→00:05:03.768

Good.

#12300:05:03.768→00:05:06.671

We're having some interspecies communication.

#12400:05:06.671→00:05:09.073

Damn, you're as big as a linebacker.

#12500:05:09.640→00:05:11.842

Looks like you have some sort of armor...

#12600:05:11.842→00:05:13.411

An extra appendage...

#12700:05:13.411→00:05:17.114

Yeah, you're definitely more impressive than the rest of the losers here.

#12800:05:17.114→00:05:19.317

I could see you getting a job in management.

#12900:05:19.317→00:05:21.585

Well, I'll let somebody else dissect you.

#13000:05:21.585→00:05:25.089

I've already done more than my share in the name of science today.

#13100:05:26.490→00:05:27.158

[lock jiggles]

#13200:05:27.158→00:05:29.226

What is wrong with this world?

#13300:05:29.226→00:05:31.862

All right, where are the keys? Do you have them?

#13400:05:31.862→00:05:33.431

No, probably not.

#13500:05:34.598→00:05:35.599

Button's locked...

#13600:05:36.667→00:05:38.436

Computer's locked...

#13700:05:38.436→00:05:39.770

Well, I'm the locksmith!

#13800:05:39.770→00:05:41.238

[alarm sounds] Alarms?

#13900:05:41.238→00:05:42.039

[crashing sound] You'd think I would--

#14000:05:42.039→00:05:42.873

OH GOD!

#14100:05:42.873→00:05:45.076

SEE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NEED TO DO THEIR OWN WORK!

#14200:05:45.076→00:05:47.611

WHEN I HAVE TO DO THEIR JOBS FOR THEM, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

#14300:05:48.512→00:05:49.513

Did I kill it?

#14400:05:49.513→00:05:50.281

WAAAH!

#14500:05:50.781→00:05:53.317

Okay, the bullet test is inconclusive, so...

#14600:05:53.317→00:05:55.853

Let's see how it responds to a different set of stimuli.

#14700:05:56.787→00:05:59.457

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED!

#14800:05:59.457→00:06:00.524

Christ.

#14900:06:00.524→00:06:02.526

I hate biolabs.

#15000:06:02.526→00:06:03.361

Hey, what's this?

#15100:06:03.361→00:06:04.362

[alarm sounds]

#15200:06:04.362→00:06:06.364

[alarm sounds] Why did a new set of alarms start?

#15300:06:06.364→00:06:07.798

[alarm sounds]

#15400:06:07.798→00:06:09.367

I don't like this. I'm leaving.

#15500:06:09.367→00:06:10.534

[lock jiggles]

#15600:06:10.534→00:06:11.902

Why is this door locked?

#15700:06:11.902→00:06:13.237

I didn't even shut this.

#15800:06:13.237→00:06:15.072

[machine powers up]

#15900:06:15.072→00:06:15.539

[machine powers up] Shit.

#16000:06:15.539→00:06:16.741

[machine powers up]

#16100:06:16.741→00:06:19.377

[machine powers up] I think this what being an atom feels like.

#16200:06:19.377→00:06:21.579

[electrical explosion]

#16300:06:21.579→00:06:22.079

Oh.

#16400:06:22.813→00:06:23.981

Uh.

#16500:06:23.981→00:06:26.584

Well, I feel okay.

#16600:06:26.584→00:06:30.721

But, something tells me I might sterile now.

#16700:06:30.721→00:06:32.556

Oh, hey! I need some help!

#16800:06:32.556→00:06:33.391

Don't be shy!

#16900:06:33.391→00:06:34.291

BLAAAH!

#17000:06:34.291→00:06:35.426

[babbling]

#17100:06:37.395→00:06:39.663

Wow. That is BEYOND rude.

#17200:06:39.663→00:06:41.032

Oh, shit!

#17300:06:41.032→00:06:42.099

I forgot.

#17400:06:42.099→00:06:44.101

Everyone's trying to kill me.

#17500:06:44.101→00:06:45.936

Yeah. OF COURSE!

#17600:06:45.936→00:06:47.938

IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION!

#17700:06:47.938→00:06:51.042

EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

#17800:06:51.042→00:06:51.942

GUARD: Hey, it's no good-- AH HAH!

#17900:06:53.310→00:06:55.479

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU!

#18000:06:55.479→00:06:58.215

FOOL ME TWICE, EVERYONE DIES!

#18100:06:58.215→00:07:00.217

Yeah, I see right through you.

#18200:07:00.217→00:07:02.787

Standing there, acting like you're my best friend

#18300:07:02.787→00:07:06.590

when you obviously waved that assassin right on passed you.

#18400:07:06.590→00:07:08.426

I can't trust anyone here.

#18500:07:08.426→00:07:11.595

But, I never did anyway so I guess there's no problem!

#18600:07:11.595→00:07:12.463

Yoo-hoo!

#18700:07:15.800→00:07:18.102

Over here! You forgot your bullets!

#18800:07:19.804→00:07:20.738

Take some of mine!

#18900:07:23.908→00:07:25.443

You're welcome!

#19000:07:25.443→00:07:29.246

Hm, I'm going to need some more ammo if I'm going to kill the whole world.

#19100:07:29.246→00:07:31.782

Oh, here's some guns; that's a start.

#19200:07:31.782→00:07:33.017

I'm a gun farmer.

#19300:07:33.717→00:07:37.088

I plant bullet seeds in people at about a thousand feet per second and

#19400:07:37.088→00:07:38.889

out pop more guns.

#19500:07:38.889→00:07:40.458

Right now, I'm harvesting.

#19600:07:41.025→00:07:42.259

So.

#19700:07:42.259→00:07:45.796

I admit I really dropped the ball forgetting everyone was trying to kill me.

#19800:07:45.796→00:07:46.931

That's so unlike me.

#19900:07:46.931→00:07:50.367

Usually, that's the first conclusion I come to when things go wrong.

#20000:07:50.367→00:07:53.471

If anything, it's less stressful now since I don't have to wonder

#20100:07:53.471→00:07:54.738

if they're going to kill me.

#20200:07:54.738→00:07:56.440

I know they are.

#20300:07:56.440→00:07:57.641

Oh. Ammo.

#20400:07:57.641→00:08:00.444

No more second-guessing people when they give me shifty looks

#20500:08:00.444→00:08:03.013

around the coffee machine or pass me in the hall.

#20600:08:03.013→00:08:04.381

I can just kill everyone.

#20700:08:04.381→00:08:05.916

It's a catch-all equation.

#20800:08:05.916→00:08:09.120

But, I still don't remember why everyone's trying to kill me.

#20900:08:09.120→00:08:11.388

I just remember people showing up and shooting.

#21000:08:11.388→00:08:12.556

That's not very progressive.

#21100:08:12.556→00:08:13.324

[lock buzzes]

#21200:08:13.324→00:08:14.024

Are you kidding me?

#21300:08:14.024→00:08:15.659

This is the fucking lobby!

#21400:08:15.659→00:08:17.228

Why are these doors locked?

#21500:08:17.228→00:08:18.562

From the inside!

#21600:08:18.562→00:08:19.930

P.A.: Access Denied

#21700:08:19.930→00:08:21.432

Who said that?!

#21800:08:22.600→00:08:24.335

Somebody's watching me.

#21900:08:25.970→00:08:26.504

Fine!

#22000:08:26.504→00:08:29.240

They don't want me to leave the building, I can improvise.

#22100:08:30.774→00:08:32.576

Watch the glass...

#22200:08:32.576→00:08:35.779

I have a good suit but if those shards got in my eye, oh man.

#22300:08:36.514→00:08:37.214

Dammit.

#22400:08:38.149→00:08:38.916

Come on!

#22500:08:39.617→00:08:41.352

There's no grip.

#22600:08:41.352→00:08:44.622

All right, I'm going to have to go find a crate or something.

#22700:08:44.622→00:08:45.990

Th-this is doable.

#22800:08:45.990→00:08:50.060

Y'know, I seem to remember having seen a crate before.

#22900:08:50.628→00:08:51.996

Hm.

#23000:08:54.064→00:08:55.633

Or a grappling hook!

#23100:08:55.633→00:08:58.169

Wow, I could really use a grappling hook.

#23200:08:58.169→00:09:01.388

I'm going to buy one from Play It Again Sports or someplace once I get out of here.